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"Your Daily Dose of Disorder"
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The Manifesto

~ or why we do this shit ~

What the Hell is This?

BLOTTERFEED is a digital middle finger to the mundane. We take the weird, wild, and wonderfully stupid incidents that happen every damn day and serve them up HOT and FRESH like your local police scanner had a baby with a punk rock zine.

"Because normal news is for normies"

Our Mission (If You Can Call It That)

  • • Document the CHAOS that surrounds us daily
  • • Celebrate FLORIDA MAN in all his glory
  • • Prove that REALITY is stranger than fiction
  • • Make you snort-laugh at inappropriate times
  • • Question why squirrels aren't already teaching Marxist theory

The Rules (More Like Guidelines)

RULE #1

If it's weird, it's here.

RULE #2

No incident too small, no chaos too large.

RULE #3

Always respect the sanctity of the Waffle House.

Disclaimer

* Not affiliated with actual law enforcement (they don't think we're funny)

* All incidents are 100% made up and 200% ridiculous

* Side effects may include: uncontrollable laughter, loss of faith in humanity, sudden urge to move to Florida

* We are not responsible for any coffee spit on keyboards

Stay Weird ✊