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Privacy Policy

~ what we do with your data (spoiler: not much) ~
EFFECTIVE: LAUNCH DAY
DELAWARE, USA
TL;DR: WE DON'T SELL YOUR DATA. EVER.

1. Introduction

This Privacy Policy explains how BLOTTERFEED ("we," "our," or "us") collects, uses, and protects your information when you use our website and services ("the Service").

By using the Service, you agree to this Policy

2. Information We Collect

A. INFO YOU GIVE US
  • • Email Address - For newsletters, favorites, features
  • • Any info you send via forms or feedback
B. AUTO-COLLECTED INFO
  • • Site Performance Data - What pages get clicks, how long you stay
  • • Technical Info - IP address, browser, device type
  • • Cookies - Small files to remember preferences
📍 NO LOCATION TRACKING (yet)
We'll tell you first if this changes

3. How We Use Your Information

We use collected data to:

  • ✓ Deliver and maintain the Service
  • ✓ Improve site performance and features
  • ✓ Send updates/alerts (if you opted in)
  • ✓ Detect and prevent abuse
That's it. No creepy stuff.

4. How We Share Your Information

WE DON'T SELL YOUR DATA. EVER.

We may share LIMITED info with:

  • • Service Providers (analytics, email delivery)
  • • Legal Authorities if required by law
* Only when absolutely necessary

5. Cookies & Tracking 🍪

We use cookies for:

  • • Analytics (seeing what's popular)
  • • Functionality (remembering your preferences)
BLOCK IN BROWSER SETTINGS

* Some features may not work without cookies

6-7. Data Retention & Your Rights

RETENTION: We keep data only as long as necessary
YOUR RIGHTS:
  • 📊 Access your data
  • ✏️ Request corrections
  • 🗑️ Request deletion
  • 📧 Opt out of marketing
Just email us to exercise these rights!

8. Security

We use reasonable safeguards to protect your data.

⚠️ BUT NO SYSTEM IS 100% SECURE ⚠️

Use at your own risk!

9. Third-Party Links

Our site may contain links to third-party sites we don't control.

Their privacy practices = Their problem

10-11. Updates & Contact

UPDATES: We may change this policy. Check the "Effective Date"
QUESTIONS?
contact@blotterfeed.com
BOTTOM LINE

We respect your privacy

We don't do creepy data broker shit

We're here to deliver chaos, not sell your info

PRIVACY WITH PUNK ETHICS ✊